I hate, hate, hate conference calls. Talk, talk, talk for hours on end. Today, I was on this call and I have to say, I'm not sure why. But I put this stupid headset on, put the phone on mute, and put my head in my hands.

Totally fell asleep. Yes, I fell asleep at my desk. I was awoken to the sound of my name and an angry few words. I totally had to recover and I'm not sure if I fooled anyone.