As busy as I pretend to be and as crazed as I legitimately feel, I do spend a lot of time doing things other than creating agendas and awesome spreadsheets. I harass my friend Freddy Longpants, IMing him with my inane observations and bizarre questions throughout the day. I'm sure he loves it; but he does take the time to answer me and I appreciate that. Cause I have to say he gives my brain a much needed outlet and vacation that I need during the mind-numbing crap I have to consider during the day. I try to talk to my coworkers but it only gets to a certain point before we're staring at each other like, "yeah...so...." or they're asking me really personal questions about work that I'm petrified will wind up in a performance review (like, what do you really think of the VP?). And this is what happens when the majority of your friends are teachers or in the medical field. I think that they are actually busy during the day.

I'm not an Entertainment junkie, but those websites are the most interesting. EW Pop Candy, Eonline and my personal favorite television I constantly scout out stuff for me to read during the day. Feel free to put your time wasting websites up here (and nothing that has bartenders making out with each other please)There was this Dilbert cartoon about how the computer screen was so turned that no one could walk by and see what was going on and a coworker forwarded it to me with a "Look familiar? Ha! Just get a privacy screen idiot; you're not fooling anyone". My computer is turned so much that I'm almost in my filing cabinets. I miss having an office. Because those of us with so much access to private information should completely have cubicles (story for another day).

But be careful what you look at while you're at work. There are of course the friends whose forwards YOU NEVER OPEN on the event that your boss walks by and there's some sick porn thing that you can't close quickly enough and you'll need to bleach your brain to forget. Speaking of bleaching your brain--never let your curiosity make you actually click on a love workshop hosted by Starr Jones. Just don't do it. Your day is over if you do. Trust me.